Monday, December 1, 2014

Things Hebrew should fix

UPDATED! THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MODERN HEBREW
Note: asterisks means this can't wait because it is an actual mi3wah in the Torah

*Zadon instead of Narqixiyut for narcissism which is a word rooted in pagan mythology. Zadon means exactly the same thing and is found in the bible
*Ya4llah means hurry up. Literally means "O Allah". We already have Tmaher which means the same thing without honoring other gods and is more logical.
*Months should not refer to Babylonian gods
*no ambrosia!!
*no 4a9lax!!! Instead xefer mapah
*need a new word for titanium maybe קלעז or qal7az like Styrofoam qalqar
*no troll

7a9alef-platypus
7e3em hayom-noon
Po9e9o-potato
Fixed winter fall
T4o-antelope
WE NEED A NEW WORD FOR NOVEL

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