Friday, September 19, 2014

What is the sixth letter?

We can prove for an absolute fact that ו is a w. First that sounds is right at home with Semitic languages but are often thought to be peculiar to European languages. So what is our proof? Two Hebrew letters are used to represent long vowels quite often. One is yod and the other is? You guessed it, WAW! There is a reason why yod is used, it is what we call a glide or consonantal vowel. A glide is a consonant that you cannot pronounce at the end of a syllable. You can do this with a v. The only other glide that exists in Hebrew is w. It is logical for the two glides to be used to represent vowels.

5 question words

מה=what
MAH WHAT?
למה=why
WHY did the LAMA cross the road?
איפה=where
EY FO! WHERE are you going?
מתי=when
WHEN do I tie MY TIE?
איך=how
HOW does my back ACHE?

Sunday, September 14, 2014

MNEMONIC HEBREW numbers. What are they?

It is called MNEMONIC HEBREW. They correspond to Hebrew letters and tell you the exact Hebrew spelling and pronunciation. They also allow variation for the different pronunciations of Jews globally while at the same time eliminating ambiguity

An example of why MNEMONIC HEBREW is the best: What does 'im' mean in Hebrew? You wouldn't know and if you saw this transliteration you would have little clue as to it's spelling. This wastes time and makes things more difficult than it needs to be. But if I wrote 7im-with or 4im-if. There is no room for confusion. This precision is crucial for learning and acquiring vocabulary.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Hebrew Freedom

Let's compare ancient Hebrew liberties to modern. In the modern world you get weekends and PTO time if you are lucky. And you can file bankruptcy if you are in serious debt which will stay on your record seven years.

The ancient Hebrews had every seventh day off and every seventh year called a sabbatical nobody worked. Every fifty years called jubilee all debts were canceled. There are seven feasts in which we rest some that are a week long.

The Hebrews did not have to fight for their liberties or worry about it. Everyone had it and everyone knew when to expect it. It was part of their perfect balance.

The biblical system wins hands down.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Amazing English Hebrew pronouns

Something else really strange I noticed

There are three first person words with the letter M in English
AM, MY and ME(like Hebrew 4aNi-I)
There are three object pronouns with the letter M(like Hebrew 4otaM-them)
1st person Me
2nd person hiM
3rd person theM

The difference between 'who' and 'whoM' is that 'who' refers to the subject like Hebrew Hu(he), and 'whoM' refers to the object.

*wheN is the other interrogative pronoun with a nasal

*'Me' reminds me of both '4otaM-them' in that it is an object pronoun and '4aNi-I' in that it is first person

Friday, September 5, 2014

MNEMONIC HEBREW SAVES LIVES!

Here is the truth. If Hebraic circles used mnemonic Hebrew on facebook along side the block script this is what would happen: Hebrew would go from being an exclusive language to a language that can be learned at rapid speeds, it would be easier than Esperanto. As an indirect result there would be far less anti semitism. How you say? Well most of the Hebrew or Jew killers are people who stole Hebrew sacred text and inserted their paganism. They recognized the obvious advantages and blessings the Jews had from having a unifying text but found it too hard to learn Hebrew. Yes anti semitism is born out of Hebraic illiteracy. Mnemonic Hebrew would also free people's time to pursue other Hebrew educational resources. We can all benefit from Israeli technology. So mnemonic Hebrew saves time, it saves money, it connects the diaspora to the bible and to the land and to ha5em and lastly it saves lives and smothers the ugly raging fire of hate filled anti semitism born out of ignorance and Hebraic illiteracy.

To quote a mizrachi in Israel, "the Ashkenazi accent flattens Hebrew, narrows it and, worst of all, makes it confusing and vague" Says Tsadok. "Hebrew has become a crippled language that needs crutches to be understood by its own speakers."

Saturday, August 23, 2014

MNEMONIC HEBREW history

Why are you learning Hebrew? Is it because you seek to grow closer to Ha5em? Is it because you have heard of the success and purity of this amazing language? Hebrew is one of the few languages to have a university to guide it, the only language lucky enough to be dead for two thousand years, sleeping, waiting to be revived. The only language with a linguistic anchor (the Torah) that keeps it pure. But while all this is truly something to celebrate, there is a dark side. And you realize it almost immediately after learning the 4alefbeyt. Despite having only 22 letters, there is immense incompatibility transliterating. It has sounds that don't exist in English, is written right to left and without vowels, and a single letter can represent a few sounds. It is compact by nature and this causes difficulty to the learner. The vowels are incompatible with western technology such as Facebook. Express this to your fellow Hebrewist and you can guarantee to be labelled lazy or radical. However, this issue is unique to all Semitic languages. Such as Arabic which has letters that change depending on their position in a word and Amharic with over 200 letters. How do they adapt?

The answers lies with the cellphone. When the cellphone was first introduced to the middle East, it was introduced with our familiar 26 letter Latin alphabet. Arabs quite simply had to learn English in order to text. The educated would flaunt their abilities. Eventually a few Arabs, armed with their God given Semitic common sense, adapted. For letters that didn't exist in English, the hindu-arabic numerals (0-9) were used. Unfortunately different systems are used in every Arab country. This is not so with Hebrew. There is only one system which will be introduced and utilized through out MNEMONIC HEBREW material.

Being burdened by clumsy writing systems is not new. Take for instance the Koreans which struggled for centuries with Chinese characters that only made sense to the Chinese. Until a faithful king created Hangul, an elegant writing alphabet that freed his people and unlocked their potential. Consider students of Chinese, who also use hindu-Arabic numerals in a system called pinyin to represent tones.

The gift you will be given is the ability to freely type or text in Hebrew with a system that will not burden you with ambiguity. A system compatible with all Hebrew media. You will now be able to copy and paste Hebrew literature on Facebook WITH VOWELS along side English translation. However, there is a warning, after using this system you will cringe every time you see a clumsy transliteration like 'boker tov', which gives you hardly any clue as to it's root or true Hebrew spelling. Instead you will learn to appreciate boqer 9ov-good morning. Let's be absolutely honest with ourselves, the amibiguous transliteration and the incompatible vowel pointings are both as useless to those outside of Israel as an ash tray on a motorcycle.

You will not need to download any special fonts, you will not have to combine letters to represent sounds like the Anglo h convention found in the word 'she'. You will be totally free from the shift key. You can stop pushing that square wheeled wheelbarrow(ambiguous transliteration, vowelless writing, and clumsy vowels) up a hill. All that will be required is to memorize the sounds of our 6 faithful Hero's: 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 & 9.

If you are a native Hebrew speaker that for some reason feels offended by what is written here, I have this to say, your language is beautiful, it transcends nationalism and is a gift for everyone. You do not have a right to burden myself or anyone. Mnemonic Hebrew is faithful to Hebrew spelling and root system. Do not be so closed minded as to think using numbers as letters is a sin. It is the most Hebraic thing in the world!

With that being said, Here are our six faithful hero's!