Grocery list

HEBREW

GAME

Watermelon

אבטיח

4ava9iac

Baking powder
אבקת אפייה
4avqat 4afiyah

Garlic powder

אבקת שום
4avqat 5um

Walnut

אגוז מלך
4egoz mele2

Pear

אגס
4agax

Oregano

אורגנו
4oregano

Rice

אורז
4orez

Pea
אפונה

4afunah

Peach
אפרסק
4afarxeq

Bacon
בייקון
Beyqon

Biscuit

ביסקוויט
Bixqwi9

Eggs
ביצים
Bey3im

Onion
בצל
Ba3al

Broccoli
ברוקולי
Broqoli

Cheese
גבינה
Gvinah

Hamburger

המבורגר
Hamburger

Olive
זית
Zayit

Diaper
טיטול
9i9ul

Milk
חלב
Calav

Butter
חמאה
Cem4ah

Yogurt

יוגורט
Yogur9

Wine
יין
Yayin

Vegetable
ירק
Yereq

Celery
כרפס
Karpax

Bread
לחם
Lecem

Baby wipes
מגבונים
Magvonim

Banana
מוז
Moz

Apple sauce
מחית תפוחים
Mcit tapucim

Mayonnaise
מיונז
Mayonez

Apple juice
מיץ תפוחים
Mi3 tapucim

Cucumber
מלפפון
Milaffon

Tomatoe soup
מרק עגבניות
Maraq 7agvaniyot

toothpaste
משחת שיניים
Mi5cat 5inayim

Energy drink
משקה אנרגיה
Ma5qeh 4energiyah

Saran wrap
ניילון נצמד
Naylon ni3mad

Foil

נייר כסף
Nyar kexef

Sausage
נקניק
Naqniq

Hotdog
נקניקיה
Naqniqyah

Baking soda
סודה לשתיה
Xodah li5tiyah

Sugar
סוכר
Xukar

Brown sugar
סוכר חום
Xukar cum

Salad
סלט
Xala9

Tomato
עגבניה
7agvaniyah

Chicken
עוף
7of

Grape
ענב
7enav

Pasta
פסטה
Pax9ah

Pudding
פודינג
Puding

Parsley
פטרוזיליה
Pe9rozilyah

Mushroom
פיטריה
Pi9riyah

Berries
פירות יער
Peyrot ya7ar

Bell pepper

פלפל
Pilpel

Black pepper
פלפל שחור
Pilpel 5acor

Fruit
פרי
Pri

Chips
צ'יפס
3'ipx

Ketchup
קטשופ
Qe95op

Whipped cream

קצפת
Qa3efet

Ice
קרח
Qerac

Pasta sauce
רוטב לפסטה
Ro9ev lpax9ah

Basil
ריחן
Reycan

Garlic
שום
5um

Chocolate chips

שוקולד צ'יפס
5oqolad 3'ipx

Olive oil
שמן זית
5emen zayit

Creamer
שמנת
5amenet

Sour cream
שמנת חמוצה
5amenet camu3ah

Bean
שעועית
57u7it

Trash bag
שקית הזבל
Saqit hazevel

Orange
תפוז
Tapuz

Potato
תפוח אדמה
Tapuac 4adamah

Spinach
תרד
Tered

STORY TIME milk

There's Nothing like this
Surprise!
Milk! Milk! Milk!
Yo I don't believe..
I don't believe, there's nothing like this
You guys aren't normal.. Seriously..
There's nothing like this eh!
Okay guys.. Guys..
So as you all know
This is a farewell gathering for the man
The best man here!
Milk
Who leaves us tomorrow.
In short, we wrote you something small, red pepper, it's on you
Our milk
Today is only the 19th
And you are good until the 20th
But in our hearts, you left worlds
You are 3 percent fat 971 percent man
We love you milk,
We love you..
You guy
Last rhythm wasn't coming to me
Nothing I'm in shock.. I'm in shock. There's nothing like this
Wow I had a feeling you guys would do something.. Where is sausage?!
What kind of a sausage are you!..
Hurry stop speaking..
Sausage! Hit it!!
Milk..?
Not right..
Cottage?! -brother..
Yo..yo. From where? Do you remind me?
Super BaBa? Weeks ago?
Yo..yo..yo nothing, nothing
There's Nothing like this

4eyn dvarim ka4eleh
Hafta7ah
Calav! Calav! Calav!
Yo4o 4ani lo4 ma4amin..
4ani lo4 ma4amin, 4eyn dvarim ka4eleh..
4atem lo4 normalim..r3ini..
4eyn dvarim ka4eleh nu!
4oqey cevreh..cevreh..
4az ka2ah kmo 5ekulam yod7im,
Zu mxibat predah mehagever,
Ha2i gever ka4n!
Calav
5e7ozev 4otanu macar.
Qi3er, katavnu le2a ma5ehu qa9an, gambah, le2a 7al zeh
Calav 5elanu
Hayom kvar ha 19,
W4atah 9ov 7ad ha 20.
4aval blibanu, ti5a4er l7olamim
4atah 3 4acuz 5uman, 971 gever
4ohavim 4ot2a calav,
4ohavim 4ot2a..
Ya4 gever
Caruz 4acaron lo4 hayah li.
4eyn 4ani ba5oq..4ani ba5oq..4eyn dvarim ka4eleh..
Wow haytah li harga5ah 5e4atem 7osim ma5ehu..4eyfoh naqniq?!
4eyzeh naqniq 4atah!..
Tmaher cal4ax diburim..
Naqniq! Ten baro45!!
Calav..?
Lo4 na2on..
Qo9eg'?! - 4aci...
Yo4o..yo4o..me4eyfoh? tazkir li?
Xuper ba4ba4? Lifney 5avu7im?
Yo4o..yo4o..yo4o 4eyn, 4eyn.
4eyn dvarim ka4eleh!

IRIS to 501

OK so IRIS verbs does in fact have more verbs than 501 Hebrew verbs. But there are some verbs that 501 Hebrew verbs has that the IRIS verbs does not. I just discovered an amazing trick to use IRIS verbs to recover the verbs not listed. For instance Hitkonen or התכונן meaning 'get ready' is in 501 but not IRIS. What I do is look in my 501 and find a verb conjugated in an identical way. In order to know how to conjugate Hitkonen with IRIS verbs just go to the verb Hitkofef or התכופף which is identical

Unlisted verbs of IRIS verbs

***Hitkonen-get ready
(Hitkofef)
***He2in-to prepare
(He2il)
***Hitkawen-mean
(Hitkawe3)
***Hibi9-to look at
(Hikir)
***Hi5pri3-to spray
(Hi5pil)
***Hibi9-to look at
(Higid or Hibia7)
HINBIT means 'to germinate'.

###P9R has all seven binyan!

Who was in Israel first?

Who was in Israel first, the Jews or Palestinians?

Here are 20 conveniently overlooked facts that give some perspective to the current Middle East situation. These were compiled by a Christian university professor..... Takes just 1.5 minutes to read!!!
1. Israel became a nation in 1312 B.C.E., two thousand years before the rise of Islam.
2. Arab refugees began identifying themselves as part of a Palestinian people in 1967, two decades after the establishment of the modern State of Israel.
3. Since the Jewish conquest in 1272 B.C.E, the Jews had dominion over the land for one thousand years with a continuous presence in the land for the past 3,300 years.
4.The only Arab domination since the conquest in 635 C.E. lasted no more than 22 years.
5. For over 3,300 years, Jerusalem has been the Jewish capital. Jerusalem has never been the capital of any Arab or Muslim entity. Even when the Jordanians occupied Jerusalem, they never sought to make it their capital, and Arab leaders did not come to visit.
6. Jerusalem is mentioned over 700 hundred times in Bible. Jerusalem is not mentioned once in the Koran.
7. King David founded the city of Jerusalem. Mohammed never came to Jerusalem.
8. Jews pray facing Jerusalem. Muslims pray with their backs toward Jerusalem.
9. Arab and Jewish refugees: Arabs were not driven out of their homes. Following the UN decision on Partition in 1948, the Arab refugees were encouraged to leave Israel by Arab leaders, promising to purge the land of Jews. They argued that an "Arab presence" would only get in the way of the planned devastation. Sixty-eight percent left without ever seeing an Israeli soldier.
10. The Jewish refugees were forced to flee from Arab lands due to Arab brutality, persecution and pogroms.
11. The number of Arab refugees who left Israel in 1948 is estimated to be around 630,000. The number of Jewish refugees absorbed by Israel from Arab countries is estimated to be the same.
12. Arab refugees were INTENTIONALLY not absorbed or integrated into the Arab lands to which they fled, despite the vast Arab territory. Out of the 100,000,000 refugees since World War II, theirs is the only refugee group in the world that has never been absorbed or integrated into their own peoples'lands. Jewish refugees were completely absorbed into Israel, a country no larger than the state of New Jersey.
13. The Arabs are represented by eight separate nations, not including the Palestinians. There is only one Jewish nation. The Arab nations initiated all five wars and lost. Israel defended itself each time and won.
14. The P.L.O.'s Charter still calls for the destruction of the state of Israel. Israel has given the Palestinians most of the West Bank and autonomy under the Palestinian Authority, and has supplied their police and security forces with weapons.
15. Under Jordanian rule, Jewish holy sites were desecrated and the Jews were denied access to places of worship. Jewish grave markers were used to build public urinals in occupied Jerusalem. Under Israeli rule, all Muslim and Christian sites have been preserved and made accessible to people of all faiths.
16. The U.N. record on Israel and the Arabs of the 175 Security Council resolutions passed before 1990, 97 were directed against Israel -- notwithstanding the fact that the Arabs refused to participate in the 15 nation United Nations Commission of Palestine which recommended partition in 1948 and sought immediately to undo its work by force of arms.
17. Of the 690 General Assembly resolutions voted on before 1990, 429 were directed against Israel.
18. The U.N. was silent while 58 Jerusalem Synagogues were destroyed by the Jordanians between 1948 and 1967.
19. The U.N. was silent while the Jordanians systematically desecrated the ancient Jewish cemetery on the Mount of Olives between 1948 and 1967.
20. The U.N. was silent while the Jordanians enforced an apartheid-like policy of preventing Jews from visiting the Temple Mount and the Western Wall between 1948 and 1967.
Comments, additions, corrections ??

"I think it is dishonest for the Palestinians to claim Israel as their homeland based upon this info. Tell me where this info is wrong. If not, then Israel has a right to defend herself using whatever means possible."

In this clip, we see how it's actually the settlements that give Jews the right to live in Israel to begin with.

Hebrew cantellation

http://www.gailfoorman.com/gf/Tradtional_Torah_trope_diagrams_and_recordings.html

http://cbdshulschool.wikispaces.com/Torah+and+Trope

Xof paxuq
4etnacta4
Xegol
5al5elet
Zaqef qa9an
Zaqef gadol
9ipca4
Rvi7
Zarqa4
Pa59a4
5ney pa59in
Ytiv
Tvir
Pazer
Qarney parah
Tli5ah gdolah
Gere5
Ger5ayim
Munac lgarme5
Mer2a4
Munac
Mahpa2
Darga4
Qadma4
Tli5ah q9anah
Mer2a4 kfulah
Yerec Ben yomo

Things Hebrew should fix

UPDATED! THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MODERN HEBREW
Note: asterisks means this can't wait because it is an actual mi3wah in the Torah

*Zadon instead of Narqixiyut for narcissism which is a word rooted in pagan mythology. Zadon means exactly the same thing and is found in the bible
*Ya4llah means hurry up. Literally means "O Allah". We already have Tmaher which means the same thing without honoring other gods and is more logical.
*Months should not refer to Babylonian gods
*no ambrosia!!
*no 4a9lax!!! Instead xefer mapah
*need a new word for titanium maybe קלעז or qal7az like Styrofoam qalqar
*no troll

7a9alef-platypus
7e3em hayom-noon
Po9e9o-potato
Fixed winter fall
T4o-antelope
WE NEED A NEW WORD FOR NOVEL

Hebrew Labels

Coffee maker
Me2onat qafeh
מכונת קפה

Doorknob
Yadit delet
ידית דלת

Sink
Kiyor
כיור

Shower
Miqlacat
מקלחת

Closet
4aron
ארון

TV
9elewizyah
טלוויזיה

Cups
Koxot
כוסות

Fridge
Mqarer
מקרר

Wall
Qir
קיר

Speaker
Ramqol
רמקול

Rag
Ma9lit
מטלית

Dead bolt
Briac
בריח

Lightbulb
Nurah
נורה

Cutting board
Qere5 citu2
קרש חיתוך

Oven
Tanur
תנור

Light switch
Meteg ha4or

Magne9
Magnet
מגנט

Plunger
Pompah
פומפה

Charger
Ma97en
מטען

Mirror
Mar4ah
מראה

Remote control
5ala9
שלט

Mattress
Mizran
מזרן

Sticky note sentences
Turn up the heat
תגביר את החימום
Tagbir 4et hacimum.

Turn on the heat
תדליק את החימום
Tadliq 4et hacimum

Mary looked at herself in the mirror.
מרי הביטה בעצמה במראה.
Meri hibi9ah b7a3mah bamar4ah.

I was baking a cake.
הייתי במהלך אפיית עוגה.
Hayiti bamahala2 4afiyat 7ugah.

Did you charge your cellphone?
האם הטענת את הפלאפון  שלך?
Ha4im hi97anta 4et hapele4fon 5el2a?

Keep both hands on the steering wheel
תשמור את שתי הידים על ההגה
Ti5mor 4et 5tey hayadayim 7al hahegeh

I'll take a shower.
אני אתקלח.
4ani 4etqaleac.

Indeed, I keep the closet closed.
אני אכן דואג שהארון יהיה סגור.
4ani 4a2en do4eg 5eha4aron yihyeh xagur.

Are you wearing cologne?
אתה שמת בושם?
4atah samta bosem?
התבושמת?
Hitbasamta?

He wasn't watching TV then.
הוא לא צפה אז בטלוויזיה.
Hu4 lo4 3afah 4az b9elewizyah.

I remember locking the door.
אני זוכר שנעלתי את הדלת.
4ani zo2er 5ena7alti 4et hadelet.

The chocolate is going to melt if you keep it out of the fridge.
השוקולד ימס אם תחזיק אותו מחוץ למקרר.
Ha5oqolad yamex 4im tacziq 4oto micu3 lmeqarer

Use this rag to wash the dishes
תשתמש המטלית הזו לנקות את הכלים
Ti5tame5 hama9lit hazo lnaqot 4et hakelim

Put your dirty dishes in the sink
תשים הכלים מלוכלכים שלך בכיור
Tasim hakelim mlu2la2im 5el2a bakiyor

Put the shirt on a hanger
תשים החולצה על קולב
Tasim hacul3ah 7al qolav

If you clog the toilet, you must use a plunger
אם אתה סותם את האסלה, אתה חייב להשתמש בפומפה
4im 4atah xotem 4et ha4axlah, 4atah cayav lhi5tame5 bpompyah.

Grate some cheese with the cheese grater
תגרד קצת גבינה עם הפומפיה
Tgared q3at gvinah 7im hapompiyah

I'm wrapping(unwrapping) the vacuum cleaner chord
אני אורז(פורק) את כבל החשמל של שואב האבק
4ani 4orez(poreq) 4et Kevel haca5mal 5el 5o4ev ha4avaq

Tom needs a haircut.
טום זקוק לתספורת.
9om zaquq ltixporet.

Who left the window open?
מי השאיר את החלון פתוח?
Mi hi54ir 4et hacalon patuac?